I pity the shrimp that matches wits with you Jeeves.

While not exactly disgruntled, he was far from feeling gruntled. He spoke with a certain what-is-it in his voice, and I could see that, if not actual….

Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache..

I am told by those who know that there are six varieties of hangover-the Broken Compass, the Sewing Machine, the Comet, the Atomic, the Cement Mixer ….

Well, you certainly are the most wonderfully woolly baa-lamb that ever stepped..

Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is wiser not to stir them..

I don't know if you know it, J.B., but you're the sort of fellow who causes hundreds to fall under suspicion when he's found stabbed in his library w….

Love is a delicate plant that needs constant tending and nurturing, and this cannot be done by snorting at the adored object like a gas explosion and….

Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous..

It was loud in spots and less loud in other spots, and it had that quality which I have noticed in all violin solos of seeming to last much longer th….

Back horses or go down to Throgmorton Street and try to take it away from the Rothschilds, and I will applaud you as a shrewd and cautious financier.….

One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember, in one of his works, which for the time bei….

Some time ago," he said, "--how long it seems! -- I remember saying to a young friend of mine of the name of Spiller, 'Comrade Spiller, never confuse….

This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth..

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine..

We must always remember, however,' said Psmith gravely, 'that poets are also God's creatures..

It's curious how, when you're in love, you yearn to go about doing acts of kindness to everybody..

They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke..

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to gi….

It's not that I don't trust you, Dunstable, it's simply that I don't trust you..

Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant—better left unstirred..