Oh, Jeeves,' I said; 'about that check suit.' Yes, sir?' Is it really a frost?' A trifle too bizarre, sir, in my opinion.' But lots of fellows have a….

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine..

Work, the what's-its-name of the thingummy and the thing-um-a-bob of the what d'you-call-it..

It was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can't help being in a bit of a twitter at the prospect of put….

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious..

I am told by those who know that there are six varieties of hangover-the Broken Compass, the Sewing Machine, the Comet, the Atomic, the Cement Mixer ….

I hadn't the heart to touch my breakfast. I told Jeeves to drink it himself..

In every romance you have to budget for the occasional dust-up..

I am strongly of the opinion that, after the age of twenty-one, a man ought not to be out of bed and awake at four in the morning. The hour breeds th….

Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks..

Like so many substantial citizens of America, he had married young and kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the chamois of the Alps….

Just another proof, of course, of what I often say - it takes all sorts to make a world..

Back horses or go down to Throgmorton Street and try to take it away from the Rothschilds, and I will applaud you as a shrewd and cautious financier.….

I'm not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare who says that it's always just when a fellow is feeling particularly bra….

If it were not for quotations, conversations between gentlemen would consist of an endless series of 'what-ho!'s..

Golf acts as a corrective against sinful pride. I attribute the insane arrogance of the later Roman Emperors almost entirely to the fact that, never ….

Cats, as a class, have never completely got over the snootiness caused by the fact that in ancient Egypt they were worshipped as gods. This makes the….

A girl who bonnets a policeman with an ashcan full of bottles is obviously good wife-and-mother timber..

One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember, in one of his works, which for the time bei….

To persons of spirit like ourselves the only happy marriage is that which is based on a firm foundation of almost incessant quarrelling..

It looked something like a pen wiper and something like a piece of hearth-rug. A second and keener inspection revealed it as a Pekinese puppy..