Now, I'm a mixer. I can't help it. It's my nature. I like men. I like the taste of their boots, the smell of their legs, and the sound of their voice….

A man who has spent most of his adult life trying out a series of patent medicines is always an optimist..

Birds, except when broiled and in the society of a cold bottle, bored him stiff..

In his normal state he would not strike a lamb. I’ve known him to do it’ ‘Do what?’ ‘Not strike lambs.

He felt like a man who, chasing rainbows, has had one of them suddenly turn and bite him in the leg..

There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'" "The mood will pass, sir..

I was in rare fettle and the heart had touched a new high. I don't know anything that braces one up like finding you haven't got to get married after….

If he had a mind, there was something on it..

I never was interested in politics. I'm quite unable to work up any kind of belligerent feeling. Just as I'm about to feel belligerent about some cou….

I laughed derisively. "For goodness' sake, don't start gargling now. This is serious." "I was laughing." "Oh, were you? Well, I'm glad to see you tak….

A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle..

I don’t know if you have had the same experience, but the snag I always come up against when I’m telling a story is this dashed difficult problem of ….

They pointed out that the friendship between the two artists had always been a byword or whatever you called it. A well-read Egg summed it up by sayi….

Sober or blotto, this is your motto: keep muddling through..

It ought to be a criminal offence for women to dye their hair. Especially red. What the devil do women do that sort of thing for?.

What earthly good is golf? Life is stern and life is earnest. We live in a practical age. All around us we see foreign competition making itself unpl….

As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight..

What you want, my lad, and what you're going to get are two very different things..

Always get to the dialogue as soon as possible. I always feel the thing to go for is speed. Nothing puts the reader off more than a big slab of prose….

This is peculiarly an age in which each of us may, if he do but search diligently, find the literature suited to his mental powers..

Golf is the Great Mystery..