The only thing that prevented a father's love from faltering was the fact that there was in his possession a photograph of himself at the same early ….

I always advise people never to give advice..

Well, you know what the Fulham Road's like. If your top-hat blows off into it, it has about as much chance as a rabbit at a dogshow..

A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges….

Well, you certainly are the most wonderfully woolly baa-lamb that ever stepped..

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number..

It is no use telling me there are bad aunts and good aunts. At the core, they are all alike. Sooner or later, out pops the cloven hoof..

As Shakespeare says, if you're going to do a thing you might as well pop right at it and get it over..

The Duke of Dunstable had one-way pockets. He would walk ten miles in the snow to chisel an orphan out of tuppence..

He was either a man of about a hundred and fifty who was rather young for his years, or a man of about a hundred and ten who had been aged by trouble..

She's a sort of human vampire-bat.

Unlike the male codfish which, suddenly finding itself the parent of three million five hundred thousand little codfish, cheerfully resolves to love ….

If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine..

...smoking is just a habit. 'Tolstoy', she said, mentioning someone I hadn't met, 'says that just as much pleasure can be got from twirling the finge….

He was one of those earnest, persevering dancers--the kind that have taken twelve correspondence lessons..

The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start..

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine..

You are falling into your old error, Jeeves, of thinking that Gussie is a parrot. Fight against this. I shall add the oz..

Great pals we've always been. In fact there was a time when I had an idea I was in love with Cynthia. However, it blew over. A dashed pretty and live….

Now, I'm a mixer. I can't help it. It's my nature. I like men. I like the taste of their boots, the smell of their legs, and the sound of their voice….

Half a league Half a league Half a league onward With a hey-nonny-nonny And a hot cha-cha..