It was a silver cow. But when I say 'cow', don't go running away with the idea of some decent, self-respecting cudster such as you may observe loadin….

the supply of the milk of human kindness was short by several gallons.

The real objection to the great majority of cats is their insufferable air of superiority..

You can't be a successful Dictator and design women's underclothing..

The cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like the crackling logs, the shaded lights, the sce….

I don't want to wrong anybody, so I won't go so far as to say that she actually wrote poetry, but her conversation, to my mind, was of a nature calcu….

Luck is a goddess not to be coerced and forcibly wooed by those who seek her favours. From such masterful spirits she turns away. But it happens some….

you ever have that feeling when you step down onto a footstep that isn't there?.

Love has had a lot of press-agenting from the oldest times; but there are higher, nobler things than love..

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need..

From my earliest years I had always wanted to be a writer. It was not that I had any particular message for humanity. I am still plugging away and no….

Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good..

Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin..

One of the drawbacks to life is that it contains moments when one is compelled to tell the truth..

I mean, imagine how some unfortunate Master Criminal would feel, on coming down to do a murder at the old Grange, if he found that not only was Sherl….

I go in for what is known in the trade as 'light writing' and those who do that - humorists they are sometimes called - are looked down upon by the i….

You would be miserable if you had to go through life with a human doormat with 'Welcome' written on him. You want some one made of sterner stuff. You….

I suppose half the time Shakespeare just shoved down anything that came into his head..

To find a man's true character, play golf with him..

Statisticians estimate that crime among good golfers is lower than in any class of the community except possibly bishops..

She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel..