You know how it is with some girls. They seem to take the stuffing right out of you. I mean to say, there is something about their personality that p….

It's a funny thing about looking for things. If you hunt for a needle in a haystack you don't find it. If you don't give a darn whether you ever see ….

I expect I shall feel better after tea..

Providence seems to look after the chumps of this world; and, personally, I'm all for it..

Warm-hearted! I should think he has to wear asbestos vests!.

We do not tell old friends beneath our roof-tree that they are an offence to the eyesight..

His whole aspect was that of a man who has unexpectedly been struck by lightning..

We Woosters do not lightly forget. At least, we do - some things - appointments, and people's birthdays, and letters to post, and all that - but not ….

One prefers, of course, on all occasions to be stainless and above reproach, but, failing that, the next best thing is unquestionably to have got rid….

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature..

You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift..

In your walks about London you will sometimes see bent, haggard figures that look as if they had recently been caught in some powerful machinery. The….

I suppose even Dictators have their chummy moments, when they put their feet up and relax with the boys, but it was plain from the outset that if Rod….

I wonder what Tommy Morris would have had to say to all this number 6-iron, number 12-iron, number 28-iron stuff. He probably wouldn't have said anyt….

This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth..

They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke..

That is life. Just one long succession of misunderstandings and rash acts and what not. Absolutely..

Comedy is the kindly contemplation of the incongruous..

While not exactly disgruntled, he was far from feeling gruntled. He spoke with a certain what-is-it in his voice, and I could see that, if not actual….

In all crises of human affairs there are two broad courses open to a man. He can stay where he is or he can go elsewhere..

It is not the being paid money in advance that jars the sensitive artist: it is the having to work..