Other men puffed, snorted, and splashed. George passed through the ocean with the silent dignity of a torpedo. Other men swallowed water, here a mout….

Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes on?.

I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought to possess. And when a girl comes….

I pity the shrimp that matches wits with you Jeeves.

It was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can't help being in a bit of a twitter at the prospect of put….

Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant—better left unstirred..

Work, the what's-its-name of the thingummy and the thing-um-a-bob of the what d'you-call-it..

It's not that I don't trust you, Dunstable, it's simply that I don't trust you..

What is Love compared with holing out before your opponent?.

It was loud in spots and less loud in other spots, and it had that quality which I have noticed in all violin solos of seeming to last much longer th….

Oh, Jeeves,' I said; 'about that check suit.' Yes, sir?' Is it really a frost?' A trifle too bizarre, sir, in my opinion.' But lots of fellows have a….

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine..

Slice him where you like, a hellhound is always a hellhound..

Success comes to a writer as a rule, so gradually that it is always something of a shock to him to look back and realize the heights to which he has ….

When you have been just told that the girl you love is definitely betrothed to another, you begin to understand how Anarchists must feel when the bom….

When you're alone you don't do much laughing..

I turned on the pillow with a little moan, and at this juncture Jeeves entered with the vital oolong. I clutched at it like a drowning man at a straw….

Well, there it is. That's Jeeves. Where others merely smite the brow and clutch the hair, he acts. Napoleon was the same..

It is the bungled crime that brings remorse..

Joan was nothing more than a friend. He was not in love with her. One does not fall in love with a girl whom one has met only three times. One is att….

A little bit added to what you've already got gives you a little bit more..