I can detach myself from the world. If there is a better world to detach oneself from than the one functioning at the moment I have yet to hear of it..

I think the success of every novel - if it's a novel of action - depends on the high spots. The thing to do is to say to yourself, 'Which are my big ….

Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous..

Many a man may look respectable, and yet be able to hide at will behind a spiral staircase..

You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound..

One of the rummy things about Jeeves is that, unless you watch like a hawk, you very seldom see him come into a room..

She fitted into my biggest arm-chair as if it had been built round her by someone who knew they were wearing arm-chairs tight about the hips that sea….

I should think it extremely improbable that anyone ever wrote for money. Naturally, when he has written something, he wants to get as much for it as ….

I don't want to seem always to be criticizing your methods of voice production, Jeeves, I said, but I must inform you that that 'Well, sir' of yours ….

Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?.

I never want to see anyone, and I never want to go anywhere or do anything. I just want to write..

I flung open the door. I got a momentary flash of about a hundred and fifteen cats of all sizes and colours scrapping in the middle of the room, and ….

Her pupils were at once her salvation and her despair. They gave her the means of supporting life, but they made life hardly worth supporting..

But what is the love life of newts, if you boil it right down? Didn't you tell me once that they just waggled their tails at one another in the matin….

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact..

Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind..

I was writing a story, 'The Artistic Career of Corky,' about two young men, Bertie Wooster and his friend Corky, getting into a lot of trouble, and n….

Some time ago," he said, "--how long it seems! -- I remember saying to a young friend of mine of the name of Spiller, 'Comrade Spiller, never confuse….

Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains..

If men's minds were like dominoes, surely his would be the double blank..

The ideas of debtor and creditor as to what constitutes a good time never coincide..