Occupation: Satirist Birth: November 14, 1947
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free..
We'll run this planet as we please, and if you don't like it, go back where we came from..
We're told cars cause pollution. A hundred years ago city streets were ankle deep in horse excrement. What kind of pollution do you want? Would you r….
If a journalist shows a facility for praise he's liable to be offered a job in public relations or advertising and the next thing you know he's got a….
Now for good or ill, California is the place where trends tend to be set in Western civilization - if civilization indeed it is. California, for seve….
I'm a member of the working press; you'd think I'd know better than to listen to journalists..
Imagine having journalists in your own home and not even covering the furniture with plastic sheets first..
Politics are for foreigners with their endless wrongs and paltry rights. Politics are a lousy way to get things done. Politics are, like God's infini….
Nothing about economic growth in the United States over the course of the past 40, 50 years, during which time this has been continually happening, w….
Fishing... is a sport invented by insects and you are the bait..
It is important to remember when making jokes about women, that they are not a minority. They weren't captured on another continent and brought here ….
The great thing about being a print journalist is that you are permitted to duck. Cameramen get killed while the writers are flat on the floor. A war….