The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in ….

People are all exactly alike. There's no such thing as a race and barely such a thing as an ethnic group. If we were dogs, we'd be the same breed. Ge….

They don't like anyone who isn't Korean, and they don't like each other all that much, either. They're hardheaded, hard-drinking, tough little bastar….

I'm old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now. You've probably never woken up early on a winter morni….

The Tenth Commandment sends a message to socialists, to egalitarians, to people obsessed with fairness, to American presidential candidates in the ye….

You know, if government were a product, selling it would be illegal. Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cig….

I buy a tractor two years ago, and four-fifths of the tractor manual is about not tipping over, not raising the bucket high enough to hit high-tensio….

Nothing bad is going to happen to us. If we get fired, it's not failure; its a midlife vocational reassessment..

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either..

Abstract anger is great for rhetorical carrying on. You can go on endlessly about the post office, but it doesn't mean you're mad at your mailman..

Government usually doesn't work. It doesn't work because it is political. People who are wise, good, smart, skillful, or hardworking don't need polit….

I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser..

The forces of safety are afoot in the land. I, for one, believe it is a conspiracy - a conspiracy of Safety Nazis shouting "Sieg Health" and seeking ….

Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please..

There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drin….

The question nowadays is not what makes government work. The question is how do we make it stop..

I live in New Hampshire. We're in favor of global warming. Eleven hundred more feet of sea-level rises? I've got beachfront property. You tell us up ….

Seriously. It was running out at Rolling Stone. First of all, they didn't feel the need for a dissident conservative voice in a world where certain c….

A careful reading of 50 Simple Things leaves you wondering whether you're going to die from environmental disaster or intellectual annoyance. Failing….

I covered the Lebanese civil war. I could see a place that had once been prosperous and now was impoverished. I'm not seeing that in America..

The difference between corporations and governments is governments have a monopoly on force. It's a lot easier to vote with your feet or your wallet ….