I'm not a super adventurous eater and I try to make myself try things..

Making movies is nice, man. A movie with some money behind it? Sweet. So many snacks and stuff. Name-brand. And many different kinds of coffee..

I like being around people who are good conversationalists..

I loved the bike because it gave me some measure of independence that I did not have..

Up until I think eighth grade - when I found out in front of a roomful of people - I believed that England and Great Britain were two entirely differ….

The difference when I'm writing a story versus writing a joke is that writing a joke is so much more about the structure and it's less about the conv….

Everyone is always asking me about clothes..

I meet Daniel Day-Lewis. He's just sitting in a chair on the set. Now, I had been told that Daniel Day-Lewis was kind of an intense person. And he's ….

When I was 16, I took the written driving test, just like everybody else did, and I passed it. Then the first time I was behind the wheel of a car, w….

I love a small dinner party - let's say six people, max, were everybody's having the same conversation. That's my favorite thing in the world..

I'm sure that like anybody else, I'm probably the sum total of my life experiences. If I'm smart and I've gained any wisdom, I have learned something….

The first time on stage is such a blur to me. I remember how it felt more than anything. I remember everything about the day before I went on stage -….

The thing I have to keep in mind and I try to keep in mind about myself, about anyone, is you do the best you can do at the time..

I love bad comedy more than I love good comedy, so I love open mics. Or I used to. But the thing that delights me more than anything else in an open-….

In my late teens, early 20s, when I started stand-up and I was living downtown for the first time, I was deep into my blues and Bukowski phase. And, ….

How has podcasting changed things? A lot of people ask me if I feel I should be more famous..

When the response to comedy becomes cheering instead of laughing, that is so irritating. It's the worst. Here's what cheering is: "Look at me!" That'….

I came from a big family, with not enough attention. It's classic. I wasn't the baby, but was second to last. It's absolutely the same story that mos….

There's something strange about comedy requests. I guess if you enjoy something, why not hear it again? But there's something weird about it being li….

I like working in television a lot. It's nice to have a place to go every day and a group of people to hang out with and work alongside with a common….

I think Jaws is one of those movies that, if it is on, I will watch it until it's finished..