The thing I have to keep in mind and I try to keep in mind about myself, about anyone, is you do the best you can do at the time..

I'm sure that like anybody else, I'm probably the sum total of my life experiences. If I'm smart and I've gained any wisdom, I have learned something….

I love a small dinner party - let's say six people, max, were everybody's having the same conversation. That's my favorite thing in the world..

The difference when I'm writing a story versus writing a joke is that writing a joke is so much more about the structure and it's less about the conv….

I famously stole tons of VHS tapes from a video store I worked in. It was detailed in my special, Laboring Under Delusions. I worked at Tower Video a….

I think that if you just kind of try to throw together a sketch show, but you don't have any real vision for what you want to do with the sketch, I d….

I'm not a super adventurous eater and I try to make myself try things..

The first time on stage is such a blur to me. I remember how it felt more than anything. I remember everything about the day before I went on stage -….

I like being around people who are good conversationalists..

When I was younger I was strictly meat-and-potatoes and I just wouldn't try things. As I have gotten older, I'm much more adventurous but still not l….

Up until I think eighth grade - when I found out in front of a roomful of people - I believed that England and Great Britain were two entirely differ….

I think the podcast is a way to keep working out, essentially. You can keep being creative on your own schedule, without having to book a gig. It's b….

When I was 16, I took the written driving test, just like everybody else did, and I passed it. Then the first time I was behind the wheel of a car, w….

My favorite movie is Lawrence Of Arabia. But that's a long, long movie. So although I've seen it several times, it's not as fun as Jaws..

Everyone is always asking me about clothes..

Making movies is nice, man. A movie with some money behind it? Sweet. So many snacks and stuff. Name-brand. And many different kinds of coffee..

I haven't seen comedy as popular as it is now since when I started, in the late 1980s boom. It feels like that again, in that it's everywhere, and it….

I loved the bike because it gave me some measure of independence that I did not have..

I meet Daniel Day-Lewis. He's just sitting in a chair on the set. Now, I had been told that Daniel Day-Lewis was kind of an intense person. And he's ….