The MTV thing is the thing that I will always tip my hat to because that was like my acting class and how I got comfortable in front of a camera and ….

I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know?.

When I shot the movie, I wasn't gonna think about anything except for being the biggest knucklehead in the world..

People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves. The reality is that my movies all have made money..

My belief is guns don't kill people, people kill people..

Find something that you want to do when you're 60. Find your passion. Your passion, your work, whatever it is that you want to do. Find something tha….

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me..

I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me..

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me..

"Entourage" is a staple LA-based show and people say it's pretty real and I thought it was. It's an exaggeration of the truth..

I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool..

I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a diffe….

When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did..

Son-In-Law was kind of my crossover. It was the movie that brought me out of the MTV audience into the mainstream..

Small towns seem to appreciate things a little bit more. They're less jaded and they're more kind of authentic and more themselves and they don't car….

There's a lot of people out there who didn't like my style of comedy..

That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money..

I remember taking mushrooms at the wrap party, it was like the first and last time I took that..

I kind of was raised at The Comedy Store by comedians. When you see my dad on stage before me and then you see me, you'll see where I got a lot of my….

I really don't go out every night to red-carpet events..

There's nothing wrong with being a pretty girl, because you want to be, desirable. There's nothing wrong with that, but you should have a plan B even….