People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves. The reality is that my movies all have made money..

America's Most Wanted? I love it when there's a guy in the back seat pounding his head on the plexiglas. That to me is the best..

I miss that process of getting the script and reading it and working on it. Every actor has their own way of memorizing their lines, and the whole pr….

My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic..

I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?.

Even at my peak, I never went too over the top..

I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy..

When I shot the movie, I wasn't gonna think about anything except for being the biggest knucklehead in the world..

Well, the best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are 50 other people involve….

There's nothing wrong with being a pretty girl, because you want to be, desirable. There's nothing wrong with that, but you should have a plan B even….

My 20s were a time where I made it; my 30s were when I was away, confused, and trying to figure it all out..

Son-In-Law was kind of my crossover. It was the movie that brought me out of the MTV audience into the mainstream..

I'm definitely a lot more comfortable now in my 40s than in my 30s - that's for sure..

It's in my blood to tour. It's in my blood to get on the road. It's in my blood to go onstage..

My life's like a big tour. It's cool, I'm still semi-young. I'm not too old yet where it's like, "I hate the road!" As long as I'm not anywhere for t….

Everywhere I go, people know who I am..

You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't..

I kind of was raised at The Comedy Store by comedians. When you see my dad on stage before me and then you see me, you'll see where I got a lot of my….

People in bigger towns are very aware of their surroundings. The people in the smaller markets, they will show up with flip-flops and shorts and just….

When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did..

You have to go away to come back. That's just normal. That's with bands, actors, comedians, everything..