My belief is guns don't kill people, people kill people..

The Comedy Store attracts all types of people, growing up I was able to meet them all..

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me..

People in bigger towns are very aware of their surroundings. The people in the smaller markets, they will show up with flip-flops and shorts and just….

I miss that process of getting the script and reading it and working on it. Every actor has their own way of memorizing their lines, and the whole pr….

Son-In-Law was kind of my crossover. It was the movie that brought me out of the MTV audience into the mainstream..

It's in my blood to tour. It's in my blood to get on the road. It's in my blood to go onstage..

I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?.

Even at my peak, I never went too over the top..

My life's like a big tour. It's cool, I'm still semi-young. I'm not too old yet where it's like, "I hate the road!" As long as I'm not anywhere for t….

Find something that you want to do when you're 60. Find your passion. Your passion, your work, whatever it is that you want to do. Find something tha….

Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer..

Well, the best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are 50 other people involve….

I become friends with people in each city who can show me around. Like if someone came to Los Angeles they wouldn't really know where to go, so they'….

I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool..

You have to go away to come back. That's just normal. That's with bands, actors, comedians, everything..

That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money..

I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy..

I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know?.

You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't..

When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did..