Occupation: Comedian Birth: February 1, 1968
My life's like a big tour. It's cool, I'm still semi-young. I'm not too old yet where it's like, "I hate the road!" As long as I'm not anywhere for t….
I miss working with great actors, working with great directors..
Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living..
Sesame Street... I think they were all high. With Big Bird, they had to be high..
The Comedy Store attracts all types of people, growing up I was able to meet them all..
I just want to kind of tackle every kind of form that exists in the comedy world; whether it be stand-up or hidden camera or parody. Kind of slap it ….
I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time..
I want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I'll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we'….
You don't have to be inspired by comedians. You have to be inspired by things that are real, whether it's music, comedy...a movie - that should inspi….
My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic..
Physically, my character is stronger than him which is totally unrealistic, ... Because in reality he can ... kill me. I think it has a lot to do wit….
Everywhere I go, people know who I am..
You have to go away to come back. That's just normal. That's with bands, actors, comedians, everything..
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's re….
It's in my blood to tour. It's in my blood to get on the road. It's in my blood to go onstage..
People in bigger towns are very aware of their surroundings. The people in the smaller markets, they will show up with flip-flops and shorts and just….
Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer..
Well, the best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are 50 other people involve….
I'm Jewish. I've always had a thing where it's okay to dance with the devil, just don't become the devil..
Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a ha….
All these kids in Hollywood, the people born and raised out here, their parents are all in show business, and that's why I think we're good. That's w….