My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer..

There are performers who have built their whole career doing magic on TV and can't really perform live at all - don't really have jobs and skills..

Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around..

I think one of the things about Donald Trump that's interesting is he lives in a rarified atmosphere where it's possible that he doesn't get enough f….

There's no job in show business that's harder than any other job outside show business..

I do believe that a belief in God is crazy, but that doesn't mean that the people who believe in it are crazy. Those are two different things. Ideas ….

The skills that we have are the actual magic skills - not the performing skills. We have to separate those. But the actual skills that make the trick….

I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers..

You can't believe how pro gay and pro freedom of speech I am. I'm way out beyond anyone on the Left..

I think that I am willing to risk my life in order to have more freedom..

If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order..

A lot of people, to attack an outspoken atheist, one of the things they'll do is say, 'You are as bad as the fundamentalist Christians.' And my answe….

You have two choices with Obama. You either believe that he is a man of Christ... or you think he's a liar. And I'm surprised by the number of atheis….

I'm not greedy. I have love, blue skies, rainbows and Hallmark cards and that has to be enough. It has to be enough, but it's everything in the world….

Counterintuitive actions prove we can trust real knowledge and do the opposite of what we feel makes sense..

Hypocrisy is annoying but not evil. Someone who says one thing and does another has doubled their chances of being half right..

If the bible were published as fiction, no reviewer would give it a passing grade. There are some vivid scenes and quotable phrases but there's no pl….

Direct confrontation, direct conversation is real respect. And it's amazing how many people get that..

Everybody wants clean, safe energy. Some people think nuclear is the way to go. Some people think coal is the way to go. Some people think wind is th….

To drive a car in rural America is freedom. Before I had a car, I'd never seen a rock and roll show, I'd never seen a comic or a show..

I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage..