Occupation: Illusionist Birth: March 5, 1955
Building a professional relationship on respect as opposed to affection is a very good idea. Running your art projects the way you'd run a dry-cleani….
A lot of older parents worry about being older parents. I hear people say, 'I don't want to be too old to play baseball with my son.' They worry that….
Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that tri….
I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony..
Better to be uneducated than educated by your government..
As much as I disagreed with every second of 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' the fact that it is out made me jump for joy..
The first thing I said to myself on 9/11 was, 'There go our civil rights.' I found out by comparing notes later that George Carlin and I both said th….
Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people.
I believe the fast track to atheism is reading the Bible. I've read it three times all the way through. It's a big part of our culture, a big part of….
The fact is that violence gives you a rush..
I'm a big fan of huge populations of people, so you'd think with 300 million people in the country, you don't even have to please 1% to be phenomenal….
I've voted Libertarian as long as I can remember, but I don't really remember much before the Clintons and the Bushes. Those clans made a lot of us b….
A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'.
I was always a little embarrassed when there was an act on television that requires a great deal of skill but is a little goofy, and the host comes o….
The most important part of life is work, it's the flow, it's getting stuff done, feeling like you're doing something..
We have to fight for the freedom to be stupid, and smoking is one of the best ways to fight for your freedom, to be just as stupid as you can be..
If you can just convince the dope people that the gun people are right and the gun people that the dope people are right, we could actually live in a….
The best way to fight the terrorists is to have the freest country on earth. You should be able to get on an airplane, and people - that will not pos….
Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him..
World War II proves there's no God..
There are two things that have been true throughout history in big hunks. You can find differences in ten years, but in 50 year hunks, 100 years hunk….