If you can just convince the dope people that the gun people are right and the gun people that the dope people are right, we could actually live in a….

Luck is statistics taken personally..

I am a huge fan of proselytizing. I am a huge fan of speaking your mind. The only way we can share the universe... is by talking very strongly about ….

If you are doing something for reward or punishment, you do not have morality..

As much as I disagreed with every second of 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' the fact that it is out made me jump for joy..

You have in Vegas the most heterogeneous audience you're gonna get anywhere in the country. In Boston, Chicago, Miami, you know who goes to the theat….

I started out as a juggler, so I know what it means to spend eight hours a day, seven days a week practicing something that people just dismiss with ….

I don't speak for all Libertarians any more than Sean Penn speaks for all Democrats..

Exploration of space is worth it because humans need to explore. Knowledge is always good, and it's a really cool thing to see..

Charities are really good. To a certain extent, the ones you pick are arbitrary..

I will not counter the insanity of the PATRIOT Act with an overblown fear of my rights being taken away..

I don't think I'm made of the right stuff to be a politician. I think I'm made to be a loose cannon..

We aren't people who believe that just because we're performers our opinions on everything need to be known..

No one can tell you the rules of 'Celebrity Apprentice.' No one. Donald Trump just does what he wants, which is mostly pontificating to people who ar….

I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight..

Everybody is designing magic iPhone apps that do things that are really, really beautiful, but a really important thing about magic is that the gimmi….

If entertainment ran grocery stores, we'd NEVER get oil cured olives or blue cheese, it would be JUST Coke..

We need a president who realizes that there's no government business in show business..

But it's much more exciting to make Die Hard. One of the reasons that I think that movie is so successful is it deals with those very important blue-….

In my run-ins with Christians... I find that they really are good moral people. And we overlap on everything, and they don't seem to be the kind of p….

My hair is way, way long. I've hitchhiked across the country a zillion times. I've ridden in every car. I was never a hippie. It takes more than long….