Occupation: Illusionist Birth: March 5, 1955
For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show..
I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I'm there..
It's only the losers named Dave that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think. They're named Dave..
Technology adds nothing to art. Two thousand years ago, I could tell you a story, and at any point during the story I could stop, and ask, 'Now do yo….
Technology adds nothing to art..
When I was a kid, politicians wanted to avoid talking about religion if they could. John F. Kennedy couldn't duck the issue, being Catholic and all. ….
I get along so much better with fundamentalist Christians than I do with wishy-washy liberals, who want everyone to get along..
You have in Vegas the most heterogeneous audience you're gonna get anywhere in the country. In Boston, Chicago, Miami, you know who goes to the theat….
TV networks are dying. The death throes of religion give us jihads. The death throes of television give us reality shows..
My hair is way, way long. I've hitchhiked across the country a zillion times. I've ridden in every car. I was never a hippie. It takes more than long….
This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you know, a couple of million dollars, a few million. I….
I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers..
I live in Vegas, and I see people by the side of the road with cardboard signs who seem like they might have tried that spending their way out of deb….
I don't speak for all Libertarians any more than Sean Penn speaks for all Democrats..
No one can tell you the rules of 'Celebrity Apprentice.' No one. Donald Trump just does what he wants, which is mostly pontificating to people who ar….
I'm a big fan of gospel music, and you cannot be a fan of rock and roll, you cannot be a fan of country western music, and you can't really be a fan ….
One thing you learn doing magic tricks for a living is how close every performance of every magic trick is to disaster. There are no robust magic tri….
Make deals with people, not paper..
I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when my mom turned 55. For 1955, she was a v….
I like things matching. I have an upright bass, a drum kit and a grand piano that's the same color. I tend to overthink things..
It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people y….