For the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights..

When I was a kid, politicians wanted to avoid talking about religion if they could. John F. Kennedy couldn't duck the issue, being Catholic and all. ….

Even if I disagree with Obama on many, many things, he is certainly qualified to be president. He is certainly competent to be president..

Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving..

Atheism is the absence of religion. We don’t really need atheism. We just need to get rid of religion..

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them..

Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people.

Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend to find out how to get peo….

The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people. He’s about double the numbers now. Can you imagine if McCain had won….

I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself..

World War II proves there's no God..

If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell . . . how much do you have to hate somebody to believe that everlasting life is possible and not tell t….

Barack Obama is way smarter than Bush - so way, way smarter than me. Obama is way more charismatic than me..

The most important part of life is work, it's the flow, it's getting stuff done, feeling like you're doing something..

I don't want anyone as president who promises to take care of me. I may be stupid, but I want a chance to try to be a grown-up and take care of my fa….

Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that tri….

Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you j….

Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And, of course, by the time you're old enough to do any real damage with an….

Believing there's no God stops me from being solipsistic. I can read ideas from all different people from all different cultures. Without God, we can….

I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony..

Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him..