My love of computers, besides being practical, is very direct and visceral. I love the way things look on the screen..

It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people y….

Bob Barr is not crazy enough for my taste..

My tolerance for crazy people is, I think, high a tolerance as you're ever going to find. I love being around David Allen Coe. I would have loved to ….

A famous monk once said, I don't always know what the right thing to do is, my Lord, but I think the fact that I want to please you pleases you..

If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell and people could be going to hell—or not getting eternal life or whatever—and you think that, well, it’….

Whereas you have someone like Houdini, who works really, really hard to get really, really famous, and then has actual intellectual ideas that he put….

Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby..

Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste ….

Having a Hummer is stupid. It's stupid to waste that much gas. It's stupid to waste that much money on gas. It's stupid to parade your insecurities o….

The highest ideals are human intelligence, creativity and love. Respect these above all..

Better to be uneducated than educated by your government..

'Psycho' is fascinating philosophically, because the point of 'Psycho' is that everything that's bad happens because of love..

I don't believe the majority always knows what's best for everyone..

People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very, very skeptical..

We have to fight for the freedom to be stupid, and smoking is one of the best ways to fight for your freedom, to be just as stupid as you can be..

When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing..

If you want to talk about magic, the stuff that blows me away is the stuff that's done close up..

This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you know, a couple of million dollars, a few million. I….

Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-O, and all the other things I can prove and….

It wasn't success, because Teller and I, by the time Asparagus Valley got together - within a year, we had achieved all our goals. I mean, our goal w….