Occupation: Illusionist Birth: March 5, 1955
Counterintuitive action makes a fellow feel smart..
If entertainment ran grocery stores, we'd NEVER get oil cured olives or blue cheese, it would be JUST Coke..
I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight..
Charities are really good. To a certain extent, the ones you pick are arbitrary..
So many people say, ‘You know, your taxes aren’t taken by force,’ and that’s foolish. If you don’t pay your taxes and you don’t answer the warrant an….
If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell and people could be going to hell—or not getting eternal life or whatever—and you think that, well, it’….
If you've gotten yourself into a situation when Clay Aiken is going to talk about his feelings with you, it's time to kill yourself..
Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming..
I love the idea that horror and fear is a celebration of health and life..
Even if I disagree with Obama on many, many things, he is certainly qualified to be president. He is certainly competent to be president..
Exploration of space is worth it because humans need to explore. Knowledge is always good, and it's a really cool thing to see..
How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do..
It wasn't success, because Teller and I, by the time Asparagus Valley got together - within a year, we had achieved all our goals. I mean, our goal w….
Modern American magic, late 20th century magic, is tremendously disrespectful of the audience..
Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality. Morality is not bribery or threats. Religion is bribery and thr….
I have no evidence that libertarianism leads to a better life. I just think it is morally right..
Religion cannot and should not be replaced by atheism. Religion needs to go away and not be replaced by anything. Atheism is not a religion. It's the….
The word ‘holiday’ comes from ‘holy day’ and holy means ‘exalted and worthy of complete devotion.’ By that definition, all days are holy. Life is hol….
Teller and I worked Renaissance Festivals and street performing - actually more real, no kidding around, Philadelphia street performing than we did R….
I love when violent, dangerous art is done by people who are not violent and dangerous. I love that when George Romero was making 'Dawn of the Dead,'….
I will not counter the insanity of the PATRIOT Act with an overblown fear of my rights being taken away..