I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke..

You have to be careful as a libertarian because you can sound very Republican..

I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association..

Mentally ill people come from all belief systems..

Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating..

My parents were teetotalers and my grandparents were - it's all the way back. It's New English puritanical tradition..

You can't stop insane people from doing insane things with insane laws. That's insane!.

The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people..

In music, if you hit a wrong note, people forgive you. In magic when something goes wrong, the entire art is destroyed..

Building a professional relationship on respect as opposed to affection is a very good idea. Running your art projects the way you'd run a dry-cleani….

How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do..

A lot of older parents worry about being older parents. I hear people say, 'I don't want to be too old to play baseball with my son.' They worry that….

If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up..

Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming..

If every trace of any single religion were wiped out and nothing were passed on, it would never be created exactly that way again. There might be som….

One of the strongest feelings you can get in life--one of the most rewarding feelings--is the feeling of an "Aha, I finally understand.".

If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I wouldn't have stumbled my way through 'Dancing with the Stars.'.

Trey Parker did 'Book of Mormon.' It's the best Broadway show I've ever seen. He does 'South Park.' It's wonderful..

Cheerios bring back memories. I actually don't think I ate them much as a kid, though; maybe it's some sort of Jungian memory, I don't know. But they….

That's the beauty of the Web: You can roll around in a stranger's obsession without having to smell his or her house. You can amscray whenever you wa….

I've voted Libertarian as long as I can remember, but I don't really remember much before the Clintons and the Bushes. Those clans made a lot of us b….