Occupation: Illusionist Birth: March 5, 1955
My whole take on libertarianism is simply that I don't know what's best for other people..
Reading the Bible is the fast track to atheism. Reading the Bible means starting at "In the beginning..." and throwing it down with disgust at "...th….
I don't travel in circles where people say, 'I have faith, I believe this in my heart and nothing you can say or do can shake my faith.' That's just ….
One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality. That is….
Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that's availa….
'Christian' used to be a throwaway word. People didn't used to use it much. People didn't start self-labeling or getting labeled Christian until the ….
Cars mean nothing to me. I'm not a car guy..
America was founded on Christians not trusting each other, and they sometimes seemed more willing to reach out to the godless than to someone from an….
It seems just rude to beg the invisible for more..
I have a very specific definition of censorship. Censorship must be done by the government or it's not censorship..
There is this tremendous amount of arrogance and hubris, where somebody can look at something for five minutes and dismiss it. Whether you talk about….
The secret truth of 'Celebrity Apprentice' is that it isn't very hard... 'Celebrity Apprentice' is easy like junior high is easy. All the arithmetic,….
When 9/11 hit, the second thing I said to myself was, 'This really is what religious people do.' Those people flying the plane were very good, very p….
Freedom means the right to be stupid..
Whereas you have someone like Houdini, who works really, really hard to get really, really famous, and then has actual intellectual ideas that he put….
Read everything and be kind..
Once you have somebody that is telling you, 'We are interpreting God for you,' it seems like you either agree or you don't. You either say, like Mart….
You don’t have to be brave or a saint, a martyr, or even very smart to be an atheist. All you have to be able to say is “I don’t know”..
'Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog..
If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I wouldn't have stumbled my way through 'Dancing with the Stars.'.
Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it..