Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby..

When you tell other people to do stuff they don't know how to do, they tend to freak out..

Magic is the Special Olympics of entertainment..

When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing..

When you're watching Psycho, there' s that moment when you have a visceral reaction to watching someone being stabbed. And then you have the intellec….

Hypocrisy is annoying but not evil. Someone who says one thing and does another has doubled their chances of being half right..

If the bible were published as fiction, no reviewer would give it a passing grade. There are some vivid scenes and quotable phrases but there's no pl….

Direct confrontation, direct conversation is real respect. And it's amazing how many people get that..

Everybody wants clean, safe energy. Some people think nuclear is the way to go. Some people think coal is the way to go. Some people think wind is th….

All David Blaine is is a good-looking magician..

To drive a car in rural America is freedom. Before I had a car, I'd never seen a rock and roll show, I'd never seen a comic or a show..

I didn't learn fire-eating to conquer my fears. I learned fire-eating because I desperately wanted to be in show business..

The Tea Party claims to want small government..

The highest ideals are human intelligence, creativity and love. Respect these above all..

I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage..

Fear is the politicians dance partner..

It's not arrogant to say that you can't figure out the answers to the universe with your internal faith. It's not arrogant to know that there's no om….

Everyone's goals are the same with very small differences. I mean, the goal of a socialist and the goal of a libertarian are exactly the same. The go….

I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke..

I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life..

I'm always fascinated by the use of the first-person plural talking about sports..