The vast majority of the world knows there's no reason to circumcise. Someone should tell the doctors..

Only Atheists have morals, the religious have reward and punishment. That's not morality, that's sucking up..

From 1985 to 1994, I lived in Manhattan in a big old loft right off Times Square. I could walk to work, which was in a couple of Broadway theaters, t….

If there's something you really want to believe, that's what you should question the most..

Everyday is an atheist holiday..

Jay-Z, he knows precisely who he's going for - 14-year-old white suburban girls..

The fact is that violence gives you a rush..

It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza..

That whole 99% thing, they are all in the 1% of the world. Every one of them pays a cellphone bill that is the yearly income for a family in much of ….

When someone is trying to interpret something for you, they always have an agenda..

When you tell other people to do stuff they don't know how to do, they tend to freak out..

I'm an amazing mama's boy..

I love nuts. I'm for nuts. I am nuts..

How much do you have to hate somebody to not proselytize?.

I had e-mail in 1984! I had an e-mail address then, which means that all you could write to was Steve Jobs and Bill Gates. There were three of us, wr….

You don’t have to be brave or a saint, a martyr, or even very smart to be an atheist. All you have to be able to say is “I don’t know”..

One thing you learn doing magic tricks for a living is how close every performance of every magic trick is to disaster. There are no robust magic tri….

All David Blaine is is a good-looking magician..

I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when my mom turned 55. For 1955, she was a v….

The Tea Party claims to want small government..

If I had to imagine omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent power in the universe that chose to make my mother suffer, I don't know how I would make that….