Occupation: Illusionist Birth: March 5, 1955
I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers..
You can't believe how pro gay and pro freedom of speech I am. I'm way out beyond anyone on the Left..
I think that I am willing to risk my life in order to have more freedom..
That whole 99% thing, they are all in the 1% of the world. Every one of them pays a cellphone bill that is the yearly income for a family in much of ….
The reason I'm an I.B.M.-type guy today is that I really needed a laptop back in 1986, and I just couldn't wait for the Powerbook..
If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order..
The vast majority of the world knows there's no reason to circumcise. Someone should tell the doctors..
A lot of people, to attack an outspoken atheist, one of the things they'll do is say, 'You are as bad as the fundamentalist Christians.' And my answe….
If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all..
It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza..
I don't think anything gives your life joy and meaning. I think your life simply has joy and meaning. The love for my children, the love for my paren….
You have two choices with Obama. You either believe that he is a man of Christ... or you think he's a liar. And I'm surprised by the number of atheis….
I'm an amazing mama's boy..
There never was a God. 'God is dead' is a halfway measure I won't go with..
If every trace of any single religion were wiped out and nothing were passed on, it would never be created exactly that way again. There might be som….
I've been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice..
I'm not greedy. I have love, blue skies, rainbows and Hallmark cards and that has to be enough. It has to be enough, but it's everything in the world….
I came to magic absolutely hating magic on a very, very deep level..
Counterintuitive actions prove we can trust real knowledge and do the opposite of what we feel makes sense..
Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty..
Having a Hummer is stupid. It's stupid to waste that much gas. It's stupid to waste that much money on gas. It's stupid to parade your insecurities o….