I live in Vegas, and I see people by the side of the road with cardboard signs who seem like they might have tried that spending their way out of deb….

I believe the fast track to atheism is reading the Bible. I've read it three times all the way through. It's a big part of our culture, a big part of….

Someone who is a good person should have no fear of the government whatsoever..

Counterintuitive action makes a fellow feel smart..

The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things..

I came to magic absolutely hating magic on a very, very deep level..

I have no evidence that libertarianism leads to a better life. I just think it is morally right..

In reality, many people let go of religion later in life..

Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality. Morality is not bribery or threats. Religion is bribery and thr….

This I believe: I believe there is no God..

'Celebrity Apprentice' has more integrity and is the most straightforward show I've ever seen..

It's only the losers named Dave that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think. They're named Dave..

It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on..

I get along so much better with fundamentalist Christians than I do with wishy-washy liberals, who want everyone to get along..

A two-party system is way too good for those two parties..

Everyone's goals are the same with very small differences. I mean, the goal of a socialist and the goal of a libertarian are exactly the same. The go….

We knew that we were kind of odd and creeps, and we wanted to do odd, creepy stuff for people who wanted to see that..

The purpose of art is to collide the intellectual and visceral together at the highest speed possible..

The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental..

I, my own damn self, am not a Tea Party supporter. I disagree with them on social liberties, our overseas wars, Obama's birthplace, Sarah Palin, and ….

I'm a big fan of huge populations of people, so you'd think with 300 million people in the country, you don't even have to please 1% to be phenomenal….