Occupation: Illusionist Birth: March 5, 1955
My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer..
There are performers who have built their whole career doing magic on TV and can't really perform live at all - don't really have jobs and skills..
Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around..
The vast majority of people who have guns never hurt anybody..
The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things..
The First Amendment says nothing about your getting paid for saying anything. It just says you can say it. I don't believe that if a corporation pull….
Bob Barr is not crazy enough for my taste..
I think one of the things about Donald Trump that's interesting is he lives in a rarified atmosphere where it's possible that he doesn't get enough f….
That's the beauty of the Web: You can roll around in a stranger's obsession without having to smell his or her house. You can amscray whenever you wa….
There's no job in show business that's harder than any other job outside show business..
I do believe that a belief in God is crazy, but that doesn't mean that the people who believe in it are crazy. Those are two different things. Ideas ….
From 1985 to 1994, I lived in Manhattan in a big old loft right off Times Square. I could walk to work, which was in a couple of Broadway theaters, t….
Tolerance is you saying something crazy and me smiling and saying, 'That's nice.'.
Never ascribe to conspiracy that which can be attributed to ignorance..
God works in mysterious, inefficient, and breathtakingly cruel ways.
Everyday is an atheist holiday..
Comedy is taken care of by a free market..
Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things..
Thou shalt not take anything on faith.
The skills that we have are the actual magic skills - not the performing skills. We have to separate those. But the actual skills that make the trick….
My tolerance for crazy people is, I think, high a tolerance as you're ever going to find. I love being around David Allen Coe. I would have loved to ….