Underwear. It's like a god damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked..

He felt homesick for places he had never been. He missed hearts he had never loved..

Long live the car crash hearts Cry on the couch all the poets come to life Fix me in 45.

If you aren't just a little depressed, then you aren't paying very much attention to what's going on in the world..

It wasn’t me! Look at how little I am. I’m a little guy..

I'm not a real big fan of penises. Like my own, whenever I look at it, I just don't find anything attractive about it. I can't believe girls are into….

Theres a lot to be said for bands who fight to be relevant. But CONVINCING people you're relevant? Thats like telling people its not raining when the….

I wish I had never taken naked pictures of myself on a phone to send to a girl. It's the worst thing ever..

I think we live a culture that's obsessed with people, you know, 'Celebrities are just like us!' Everything I do except my job is critically analyzed….

Boys in bands are more difficult to deal with than one-year-old babies. I've been one of them, and I am one of them, but it is the truth..

I like individual scents on a girl, so you always recognize her and you keep her separate from other people in your head. I really love Egyptian musk….

I've always believed in God. I'm just not so sure he believes in me..

I'm an insomniac, my mind works the night shift..

The stars crossed and The Boy wished he could have hung himself on them..

With marriage and fatherhood, I've finally found two fixed points in my life. They've taught me patience. They've also taught me that I don't need to….

What would rock and roll be without ambition, craziness, danger, and fun?.

I'm in the process of convincing my parents to sell me their house so I can just live in my childhood bedroom forever. I figure it might make me age ….

This story never really had a point. It’s just a lull - a skip in the record. We are addresses in ghost towns. We are old wishes that never came true….

Everyone has learned how to monetize music except the music industry..

Look: I download music illegally, if I really want it. But I always then buy the record - I support art..

You can live with me in this house I've built out of writers blocks..