The only reason you even start a band is so you can hang out with your friends all the time, but somewhere along the line, it just ends up becoming a….

I'm a little bit of a makeout king. I don't discriminate too much..

This is how your heart gets snagged, like a balloon on a barbed-wire fence, this is where pieces of you get torn away..

Just a tiny red sliver remains in the battery icon. I wish humans came with the same kind of indicator . . . it would make things much easier. You wo….

I was a superlate bloomer, and I was kind of a prude. I always wanted to be able to keep the number of people I've had sex with very low, because I n….

I’m not just taking trips down memory lane; I’m broken down on it..

My parents treat me like I'm 14. They make me clean my room and stuff like that. They're always like "I don't care what MTV says you are."..

If anyone saw Fall Out Boy's first 400 shows, we were the worst band of all time..

Here is The Boy with the Thorn in His Side, dying in your world. A man made monster with every human emotion, overdosed on worthlessness in a world t….

(before playing Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet) I couldn't really come up with a short way to sum up this song, but I was watching the….

She pulls me toward her, tells me, “You’re sweet, you know that?” I crack a smile. Life will not tear us apart this time. Our hearts will see to it..

What are you looking at?” she asks. What am I looking at? My future wife? The mother of my children? The person I was put on this earth to find? Yes..

But a lot of things probably will never change - like our friendships and our working relationships. As far as me and Patrick [Stump, the singer] and….

Fall Out Boy never pretended that we were anything but pop-rock..

We are dreamers. We worship love, we hope against hope and toss practicality out the window..

When I heard 'Dookie' by Green Day for the first time, it unlocked something in me, like, it's totally okay that I'm a little bit weird because these….

The Worst part of acting like a jerk isn't when you're doing it. Its when you realize you were..

There was a fence and there was this other van- So I go, 'Fence or van? Cause I'm crashing into one of them,' and I said 'Fence,' so I hit the fence ….

I wanted to find a cave and hang out there for the rest of my life and be a cave painter and eat dirt..

First he threw out all of his records, trashed his heart and then he went to sleep..

I'm a bit of a tease. I'd make out with a lot of people but not go beyond that..