I went to the University of Life and was chucked out..

If there's one thing I can't bear, it's when hundreds of old men come creeping in through the window in the middle of the night and throw all manner ….

Now I tell you the downside of this is you feel awful, but the upside is you feel terrific..

I could have been a Judge, but I never had the Latin for the judgin'. I never had it, so I'd had it, as far as being a judge was concerned... I would….