I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine..

Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first..

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit..

Terrorism is the war of the poor, and war is the terrorism of the rich..

I'm convinced there's a small room in the attic of the Foreign Office where future diplomats are taught to stammer..

If you're going to be a prisoner of your own mind, the least you can do is make sure it's well furnished..

Laughter... the most civilized music in the world..

Playwrights are like men who have been dining for a month in an Indian restaurant. After eating curry night after night, they deny the existence of a….

Men think about women. Women think about what men think about them.

If history teaches us one thing, than that history teaches us nothing..

By increasing the size of the keyhole, today's playwrights are in danger of doing away with the door..

Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they eventually find..

In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from..

Pavarotti is not vain, but conscious of being unique..

The French and the British are such good enemies that they can't resist being friends..

Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much..

There is no question but that if Jesus Christ, or a great prophet from another religion, were to come back today, he would find it virtually impossib….

Courage is often lack of insight, whereas cowardice in many cases is based on good information..

I'm Rally of Unionist Separist Extremes, sometimes known as the R.U.S.E. … It's the party at present in power..

American democracy is the inalienable right to sit on your front porch, in your pyjamas, drinking a can of beer and shouting out 'Where else is this ….

Did you know that the worldwide food shortage that threatens up to five hundred million children could be alleviated at the cost of only one day, onl….