Somebody said that Reason was dead. Reason said: No, I think not so..

If no thought your mind does visit, make your speech not too explicit..

The universe may be as great as they say. But it wouldn't be missed if it didn't exist..

I am a humble artist moulding my earthly clod, adding my labour to nature's, simply assisting God. Not that my labour is needed, yet somehow I unders….

Naive you are if you believe life favours those who aren't naive..

Love is like a pineapple, sweet and undefinable..

The noble art of losing face may one day save the human race and turn into eternal merit what weaker minds would call disgrace..

Shun advice at any price - that's what I call good advice..

Art is always of fixed, determined solutions - not things that might as well be different..

if you posses more than just eight things then y o u are possessed by t h e m.

The human spirit sublimates the impulses it thwarts; a healthy sex life mitigates the lust for other sports..

Living is a thing you do now or never which do you?.

We shall have to evolve problem-solvers galore since each problem they solve creates ten problems more..

Those who always know what's best are a universal pest..

Love while you've got love to give. Live while you've got life to live..

Foes of what's cooking see no worth behind it. Those that are looking for nothing will find it..

People are self-centered to a nauseous degree. They will keep on about themselves while I'm explaining me..

Life is two locked boxes, each containing the other's key..

As eternity is reckoned there's a lifetime in a second..

The way to grow grand is not: to demand. In life's every field you are what you yield..

Experts have their expert fun ex cathedra telling one just how nothing can be done..