The universe may be as great as they say. But it wouldn't be missed if it didn't exist..

Love is like a pineapple, sweet and undefinable..

A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong..

When you feel how depressingly slowly you climb, it's well to remember that Things Take Time..

I am a humble artist moulding my earthly clod, adding my labour to nature's, simply assisting God. Not that my labour is needed, yet somehow I unders….

Freedom means you're free to do just whatever pleases you; if, of course that is to say, what you please is what you may..

Wisdom is the booby prize given when you've been unwise..

If no thought your mind does visit, make your speech not too explicit..

Everything's either concave or -vex, so whatever you dream will be something with sex..

There is one art, no more, no less; to do all things with artlessness..

Somebody said that Reason was dead. Reason said: No, I think not so..

Naive you are if you believe life favours those who aren't naive..