A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaini….

You look like you're ready for bed!.

I therefore suggested that WWF should invite leaders from the major religions to meet together to discuss what - if any - responsibility they felt th….

Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant..

For conservation to be successful it is necessary to take into consideration that it is a characteristic of man that he can only be relied upon to do….

The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined..

Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf..

We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves..

If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarin….

Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat..

In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came ….

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed..

The more people there are, the more food we need, the more space we occupy, the more resources and consumer goods we wish to have and the more develo….

The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons..

It is frequently more rewarding merely to ask pertinent questions. It may get someone to go and look for an answer..

A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment..

They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off..

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?.

Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a gener….

We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo..

There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before..