Occupation: Royal Knight Of The Garter Birth: June 10, 1921
It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university..
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment..
My favourite subject at school was avoiding unnecessary work..
That's more than you know about anything else then..
That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?.
If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't travel in some….
In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation..
I don't know how they're going to integrate in places like Glasgow and Sheffield..
During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open tha….
There is nothing like it for morale to be reminded that the years are passing - ever more quickly - and that bits are dropping off the ancient frame.….
If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested..
If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed..
In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came ….
I just wonder what it would be like to be reincarnated in an animal whose species had been so reduced in numbers than it was in danger of extinction.….
And what exotic part of the world do you come from?.
Are you running away from something?.
There's a lot of your family in tonight..
Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat..
So you are the people tearing down the Brazilian rainforest and breeding cattle..
As so often happens, I discover that it would have been better to keep my mouth shut..
I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down..