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We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!

If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?

British women can't cook.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.

A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.

We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.

It's a vast waste of space.

There's a lot of your family in tonight.

People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle.

You managed not to get eaten then?

"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.

Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'

You bloody silly fool!

Are you running away from something?

Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.

Do you work in a strip club?

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.