Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open tha….

Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species..

Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?.

Are you running away from something?.

Books are certainly old fashioned, but only people with a very limited perception are silly enough to condemn ideas because of their age. It is, of c….

I don't claim to have any special interest in natural history, but as a boy I was made aware of the annual fluctuations in the number of game animals….

I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer..

The conservation of nature, the proper care for the human environment and a general concern for the long-term future of the whole of our planet are a….

People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle..

So you are the people tearing down the Brazilian rainforest and breeding cattle..

If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it..

Human population growth is probably the single most serious long-term threat to survival. We're in for a major disaster if it isn't curbed...We have ….

A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman..

It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons..

I just wonder what it would be like to be reincarnated in an animal whose species had been so reduced in numbers than it was in danger of extinction.….

We are suffering a national defeat comparable to any lost military campaign, and what is more, it is self- inflicted? It is about time that we pulled….

If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed..

You have mosquitoes. I have the Press..

It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend..

Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?.