Occupation: Royal Knight Of The Garter Birth: June 10, 1921
There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?.
It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on..
We are suffering a national defeat comparable to any lost military campaign, and what is more, it is self- inflicted? It is about time that we pulled….
Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?.
It is frequently more rewarding merely to ask pertinent questions. It may get someone to go and look for an answer..
You have mosquitoes. I have the Press..
Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then..
A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman..
They're not mating are they?.
Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers..
The bastards murdered half my family..
Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education..
You look like you're ready for bed!.
You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly..
You managed not to get eaten then?.
If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?.
All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury..
But we are not going to be able to survive on this limited planet if the population keeps on growing: there isn't going to be anything left..
It's no use saying do this, do that, don't do that ... it's very easy when children want something to say no immediately. I think it's quite importan….
It is an old cliche to say that the future is in the hands of the young. This is no longer true. The quality of life to be enjoyed or the existence t….
I must confess that I am interested in leisure in the same way that a poor man is interested in money..