Explore Quotes by Prince Philip

Do you still throw spears at each other?

The French don't know how to cook breakfast.

Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then.

You could do with losing a little bit of weight.

Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.

Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?

I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer.

So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.

It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.

You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?

You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?

You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.

It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.

What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.

Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?

[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?

It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.

If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.

Aren't most of you descended from pirates?

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.