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That's more than you know about anything else then.

So this is feminist corner then.

They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.

This could only happen in a technical college.

I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down.

They're not mating are they?

Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?

It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.

Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease.

It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!

That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?

It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?

I've never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.

I don't know how they're going to integrate in places like Glasgow and Sheffield.

There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?

Do people trip over you?

And what exotic part of the world do you come from?

No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.

Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!

Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.