Being an author, is being a dictator. (in a good way).

Before we do, I suggest you take a break. If you need to go to the bathroom, this is a good time. If you're sleepy, go to bed and save the next chapt….

You must have your wits about you. No wandering minds allowed..

Why did so many grown-ups want to be young, she wondered, when it took so long to grow old? It was like going on a million-mile road trip then wantin….

When I was younger, I loved graveyards. They weren't spooky so much as mysterious. Each tombstone another story to uncover. Another life to learn abo….

If this was a normal cover for a normal book,I would tell it's FANTASTIC!GRIPPING! (according to all book covers they're fantastic and gripping).

The first expert said he had attention deficit disorder. The second expert said the first was out of order. One said he was autistic, another that he….

It was like walking into a treasure trove of books, hoarded by pirate librarians..

Death is like an old dog. He always knows when you are at his door..

Very little in this world makes sense..

Your problem, it is not here' - he pointed the pen at Max-Ernest's throat - 'it is here' - he pointed the pen at Max-Ernest's chest. 'My heart is hea….

But remember what I said about forgetting what I said?.

If I do find out the Secret,I won't be able to tell it to you-you know that right?And that doesn't mean I don't trust you.It's just because I can't.S….

*Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine," but in this case it means "additional information accompanying main text." Or are tho….

No wandering minds allowed..

Q: Why do you like chocolate so much? A: The answer, clearly, is because I've tasted chocolate..

Cassandra, when you want to speak to me, you should say 'Excuse me, Mrs. Johnson.' Then wait until you get my attention." "Excuse me, Mrs. Johnson. D….

Who needs to go somewhere when you can read about it..

Friends don't have to have a lot of things in common. But there's one thing friends usually do have in common - a sense of humor. That doesn't mean t….

USE COMMON SENSE. If somebody offers you a thousand dollars for this book, chances are their motives are not pure. Then again, a thousand dollars is ….

Better to cry wolf over and over than never to cry wolf at all..