Occupation: Author
If I do find out the Secret,I won't be able to tell it to you-you know that right?And that doesn't mean I don't trust you.It's just because I can't.S….
I ate him," said the homunculus, biting into his sausage. The kids couldn't hide their looks of horror. He smiled, sausage juice running down his chi….
Whether it’s chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better..
Not all novelists are power-hungry madman. Some are power-hungry madwomen..
This new condition, this unwilled silence, had fallen over him ten days ago. The day Cass had gone into the hospital. The day she had fallen into a c….
Q: Why do you like chocolate so much? A: The answer, clearly, is because I've tasted chocolate..
Death is like an old dog. He always knows when you are at his door..
...books were better than travel..
Some secrets are meant to be known- but once known you can never forget them..
If this was a normal cover for a normal book,I would tell it's FANTASTIC!GRIPPING! (according to all book covers they're fantastic and gripping).
Before we do, I suggest you take a break. If you need to go to the bathroom, this is a good time. If you're sleepy, go to bed and save the next chapt….
Your problem, it is not here' - he pointed the pen at Max-Ernest's throat - 'it is here' - he pointed the pen at Max-Ernest's chest. 'My heart is hea….
No wandering minds allowed..
Please be SILENT and LISTEN. I am the SCHOOLMASTER and you are in the CLASSROOM. Just like ELEVEN PLUS TWO equals TWELVE PLUS ONE, And even a FUNERAL….
Very little in this world makes sense..
When I was younger, I loved graveyards. They weren't spooky so much as mysterious. Each tombstone another story to uncover. Another life to learn abo….
USE COMMON SENSE. If somebody offers you a thousand dollars for this book, chances are their motives are not pure. Then again, a thousand dollars is ….
Why did so many grown-ups want to be young, she wondered, when it took so long to grow old? It was like going on a million-mile road trip then wantin….
Generally speaking, books don't cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems..
Who needs to go somewhere when you can read about it..
This book will not harm you unless someone throws it at you which is a possibilty never to be discounted..