Death is like an old dog. He always knows when you are at his door..

...books were better than travel..

Generally speaking, books don't cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems..

Very little in this world makes sense..

Despite my vanity, I fear for my sanity..

Your problem, it is not here' - he pointed the pen at Max-Ernest's throat - 'it is here' - he pointed the pen at Max-Ernest's chest. 'My heart is hea….

Whether it’s chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better..

The first expert said he had attention deficit disorder. The second expert said the first was out of order. One said he was autistic, another that he….

Not all novelists are power-hungry madman. Some are power-hungry madwomen..

When I was younger, I loved graveyards. They weren't spooky so much as mysterious. Each tombstone another story to uncover. Another life to learn abo….

It was like walking into a treasure trove of books, hoarded by pirate librarians..

Please be SILENT and LISTEN. I am the SCHOOLMASTER and you are in the CLASSROOM. Just like ELEVEN PLUS TWO equals TWELVE PLUS ONE, And even a FUNERAL….

Before we do, I suggest you take a break. If you need to go to the bathroom, this is a good time. If you're sleepy, go to bed and save the next chapt….

Why did so many grown-ups want to be young, she wondered, when it took so long to grow old? It was like going on a million-mile road trip then wantin….

Being an author, is being a dictator. (in a good way).

This book will not harm you unless someone throws it at you which is a possibilty never to be discounted..

If this was a normal cover for a normal book,I would tell it's FANTASTIC!GRIPPING! (according to all book covers they're fantastic and gripping).

Some secrets are meant to be known- but once known you can never forget them..

The name of this book is mysterious..

You must have your wits about you. No wandering minds allowed..

But remember what I said about forgetting what I said?.