You can't be a person and a lady. If you're a person, you can open the damned door yourself..

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level..

If one is not going to take the necessary precautions to avoid having parents, one must undertake to bring them up..

To minimize my guilt at going to the pictures - to call this wanton pursuit of an effete pleasure by another name - I needed movie companions as drun….

Exhibitionism is like a drug. Hooked in adolescence I was now taking doses so massive they would have killed a novice..

The worst part of being gay in the twentieth century is all that damn disco music to which one has to listen..

What better proof of love can there be than money? A ten-shilling note shows incontrovertibly just how mad about you a man is..

I take it to be axiomatic that people are revolted by witnessing the shameless gratification of an appetite they do not share..

Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress..

I don't hold with abroad and think that foreigners speak English when our backs are turned..

The distinction between indoors and outdoors, which in England is usually so marked, was temporarily suspended in a hot gauzy haze..

Men get laid, but women get screwed..

The Scots are very hospitable; almost as hospitable as the Americans..

You should make no effort to try to join society, stay right where you are. Give your name and serial number and wait for society to come to you..

When I was young, I and the whole world thought that all homosexuals were effeminate. And of course they're not. You can just see which people are ef….

In England, the system is benign and the people are hostile. In America, the people are friendlyand the system is brutal!.

When asked, 'Shall I tell my mother I'm gay?', I reply, 'Never tell your mother anything..

If you live in America, you don't have to work. You can just drift along in the smiling and nodding racket..

Mainstream people dislike homosexuality because they can't help concentrating on what homosexual men do to one another. And when you contemplate what….

I have to work in England, but here in America you don't have to work. You can sort of enter the profession of being..

I now realize that education is a last wild effort on the part of the authorities to prevent an overdose of leisure from driving the world mad. Learn….