We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes..

Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone..

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?.

Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your o….

Never confuse the faith with the supposedly faithful..

Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives..

Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you en….

Success only hurts the first time..

Desperate is not a sexual preference..

People age even when you're not looking..

A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted..

The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore..

The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better..

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them..

Think of life as a giant, fat cat you're in charge of. Sometimes you can control it, but other times, it's going to do what it wants and you have to ….

It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be..

It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions..

I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to….

Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work..

Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable..

Being prepared for loss is never the same as being ready for it..