Occupation: Comedian Birth: November 18, 1968
That's why you hear about people coming up with inventions almost at the same time, because someone else is thinking about it..
You can do law with a law degree. You can't do anything else..
I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably..
I'm not like Madonna. I haven't changed my lilt in my voice..
People think that I live in England and have a British accent..
It was in D.C., and I couldn't believe how they were just three guys, but they sounded like six guys. It was amazing. I got spoiled, because that was….
Some people think it's psuedo-science, but it's called morphic resonance. It's when someone thinks of an idea, it makes it easier for someone else to….
I was way into space and planes. I had loads of model planes and rockets..
While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again!.
I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license..
The first day I went to law school, I realized I'd made a huge mistake. It was nothing like what I thought..
I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use the pen, and I would keep the pen..
I click my teeth together every time I want to take a mental picture of something, like, "Wow, what a beautiful sunset!" Slam your teeth together..
Every time the tour guide told a story, he would build it up to the point where he'd say, "And there was Bloody Joe, and his young ghost son walked i….
When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him..
I say "cheers" to everything..
I still have the Antonio Banderas outfit from when I toured with Noel Fielding. I kept that outfit, and if you guys want it back, forget about it. It….
It's sort of like a reminder [click my teeth together] to remember it, but I don't think it works. I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a r….
I missed the day in school where you subtract all the zeros. Let's say you subtract 10,000 minus 89. I never got the fact that you go next door and b….
When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him. He was talking about somebody - he said somebody was like the Clint Eastwood….
I didn't know there were so many ghosts in [New] York..