Some people try to say I'm British by the way I'm speaking. But I think I'm more Canadian, because I speak really slow. Midwestern and Canadian..

I hate liver, but I could imagine eating some with a little bit of ketchup. Like, a lot of ketchup. I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably..

I guess the most interesting thing that people think is I'm English. They think that I live in England and have a British accent. When they talk to m….

I went right to Chicago to do improv [after law school], but I wish I had gone, "Let me just bypass this law thing." I mean, sure, it helps you read ….

It's sort of like a reminder [click my teeth together] to remember it, but I don't think it works. I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a r….

I still have the Antonio Banderas outfit from when I toured with Noel Fielding. I kept that outfit, and if you guys want it back, forget about it. It….

I click my teeth together every time I want to take a mental picture of something, like, "Wow, what a beautiful sunset!" Slam your teeth together..

I'm not one of those Star Wars guys that has seen [my favorite movie] 97 times..

I missed the day in school where you subtract all the zeros. Let's say you subtract 10,000 minus 89. I never got the fact that you go next door and b….

I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use the pen, and I would keep the pen..

I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result..

I thought you'd be arguing [in the law school], and then I realized you have to read all these cases, and it's mostly writing, and then I just though….

We saw The Man From La Mancha, and I remember there was a scene where the woman's skirt fell off, and I got embarrassed and excited at the same time..

Every time the tour guide told a story, he would build it up to the point where he'd say, "And there was Bloody Joe, and his young ghost son walked i….

I used to kiss things all the time. I would have to kiss everything, just about everything. The headboard on my bed, the steering wheel in my car. I ….

I didn't know there were so many ghosts in [New] York..

Me and a friend literally had the idea for Wedding Crashers and pitched it, and it was already a script. They go, "That's funny! You should call it T….

I say "cheers" to everything..

When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him. He was talking about somebody - he said somebody was like the Clint Eastwood….

When I was little, my dad was in the Air Force. He introduced me to Neil Armstrong, and Neil Armstrong signed my moon book. I had a little moon book,….

I think more about clicking the teeth, because I have to line them up just exactly right, and then I slam them down so they exactly meet. And I think….