Explore Quotes by Richard Armour

I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through.

A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

They head the list of bad to bet on: But I insist they're worse to get on

Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife.

If only I kept my eye on the ball, Looking downward as does the pro there, I might not see where it was going, at all, But there might be a chance it would go there.

If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.

If we cannot define stupidity, at least we can trace most human misfortunes and weaknesses to it. Its manifestations are legion, its symptoms are endless.

Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

Libraries: Here is where people, one frequently finds, lower their voices, and raise their minds.

"Do you want my honest opinion?" People ask. I say, "Yes," for I'm curious. So they give me their honest opinion, And I - well, I'm always furious.

Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion.

This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two.

G is for Green, that's constructed to roll in every direction away from the hole.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.