Dakota's head was stuck in his toga. He staggered around olike a Kool-Aid-stained ghost. "Um," Percy said, "should I wear my bed sheets?.

everybody-even monsters-needed a little attention once in a while..

Almost everything strange washes up near Miami..

You're the last Olympian,' I said. 'And the most important.' And why is that, Percy Jackson?' Because Hope survives best at the hearth,' I said..

It's hard to know what [literature] will end up being timeless and what will be something that doesn't translate into the future, especially with the….

Turkey, Australia, and Japan are three of my top destinations..

In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're w….

I have to be careful. My readers are very detail-oriented, and if I make a mistake they'll call me on it..

I survive all those battles," she growled, "and I get defeated by a stupid chunk of rock!.

Besides, you're a cat. It's your nature to think you're the center of the universe..

"It's him," I said. "Typhon." I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!.

Percy Jackson," Hermes said, "because you have taken on the curse of Achilles, I must spare you. You are in the hands of the Fates now. But you will ….

I love Greek Mythology, wish there was a TV series, like being human or smallville, but with the series based around Percy Jackson and the Olympians,….

They [Percy and Annabeth] held the Doors shut as the elevator shuddered and the music played, while somewhere below them, a Titan and a giant sacrifi….

People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't explain how. She didn't really want to know..

Honestly, I thought I was going to be a kite forever, suffocating inside a little feathery prison. And he had the nerve to make fun!.

But I've never even been to Olympus! Zeus is crazy!" Chiron and Grover glanced nervously at the sky. The clouds didn't seem to be parting around us, ….

I am your friend Bob!.

She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts..

'You're Dionysus,' I said. 'The god of wine.' Mr. D rolled his eyes. 'What do they say these days, Grover? Do the children say "Well duh!"?' 'Y-yes, ….

I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?" "Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple." "But...you did something nice. Why?" He raised and eyebrow. "I….