So," I (Percy) said glumly. "We're going to get a ride from your brother, huh?" Artemis's silver eyes gleamed. "Yes, boy. You see, Bianca di Angelo i….

Your mom is a rainbow goddess?" "You got a problem with that?" "No, no. Rainbows. Very macho..

I hate to tell you this,” Jason said, “but I think your leopard just ate a goddess..

Grover and Nico came back from their walk, and Grover helped me fix up my wounded arm. "It's green!" Nico said with delight..

My name is Carter Kane. I'm fourteen and my home is a suitcase..

Hey, guys!" Grover yelled somewhere above us. "I think she's unconscious!" "Roooaaarrr!" "Maybe not," Grover corrected..

Nico started to crawl away, groaning. Percy wanted him to move faster and groan less. He considered throwing his wonder bread at him..

Frank: "I wish I was ADHD or dyslexic. All I got is lactose intolerance." Percy: "Seriously?" Frank: "And I love ice cream too..

Amos stopped before the entrance, which was the size of a garage door—a dark heavy square of timber with no visible handle or lock. “Carter after you….

I plucked a ruby off the nearest plant and threw it at Hades..

Number eight, the silver one, belongs to Artemis. She vowed to be a maiden forever. So of course, no kids. The cabin is, you know, honorary. If she d….

We ran, plowing through another pile of peppers. [No, I didn't pick a peck of them, Sadie - just shut up.].

How did you die?" "We er....drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub..

Is a knife evil? Only if the wielder is evil..

Doubtful, but it did work... "Annabeth?" Percy said again. "You're planning something. You've got that I'm-planning-something look." "I don't have an….

Like some helpful person (hi, Mom) has tried to "'clean'" it, and suddenly you can't find anything?.

We'll have to work on your bunny phobia later..

Nico danced around like he needed to use the restroom. "Does Zeus really have lightning bolts that do six hundred damage? Does he get extra movement ….

We had enough quite enough snobbery in this world without exporting it to the hereafter..

The most dangerous flaws are those which are good in moderation," she said. "Evil is easy to fight. Lack of wisdom… that is very hard indeed..

Tyson charged at the Cyclops leader, Ma Gasket, her chain-mail dress spattered with mud and decorated with broken spears. She gawked at Tyson and sta….