More minions!” he shouted. “Come to me!” That couldn’t be good. Another round of giant crocs and we’d be dead. Why don’t we get minions? I complained….

The Feast of Fortuna had nothing to do with tuna, which was fine with Percy..

You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you "chicken man"?.

I smiled at the giant. “Actually, Cacus, I have another secret weapon.” The giant’s eyes lit up with greed. “Another weapon? I will steal it! I will ….

Selling one's book to Hollywood is rather like selling someone your house. After it's sold, it isn't yours anymore. They can paint it a different col….

Go on with what your heart tells you, or you will lose all..

Imagine your body replaced by dust and vapor, and having a tingly feeling in your stomach without even having a stomach. Imagine having to concentrat….

Frank held up the Chinese handcuffs. “Keep it simple..

You must carry on my spirit. It can no longer be carried by a god. It must be taken up by all of you. - Pan.

Genius does not excuse evil..

Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language." Hazel tried not to laugh. "What did he say?" "With the cussing removed? He said he….

I like to remind teachers that even though they're all overwhelmed and overloaded, and it's easy to get burned out, it really is about the kids. It o….

Dancing?' Annabeth asked. Thalia nodded. She cocked her ear to the music and made a face. 'Ugh. Who chose Jesse McCartney?' Grover looked hurt. 'I di….

People of Earth, I come in peace!.

Zoë threw up her hands in exasperation. "I hate this language. It changes too often!.

Perseus, you are not the hero..

Run!” Piper said. “We are running!” Jason picked up the speed. “Run better!” Leo shouted..

I've found peace here at the co-op. You could stay with us, if you want. Become a ROFLcopter..

Leo dropped into the pool and approched the cage. "Hola, Tia. Little bit of trouble?" She [Hera] crossed her arms and sighed in exasperation. "Don't ….

Some pain shouldn’t be wished away so easily. It has to be dealt with, even embraced..

We started this together, Leo. Seems only right you come along. You find us a ride, you're in." "Yes!" Leo pumped his fist. * * * * * Jason gazed up ….