There are parties and then there are huge major blowout parties. And then there are Olympian parties. If you ever get a choice go for the Olympian..

Most helmsmen would’ve been satisfied with a pilot’s wheel or a tiller. Leo had also installed a keyboard, monitor, aviation controls from a Learjet,….

But you'll be killed!" "I'll be fine. Besides, we've got no choice." Annabeth glared at me like she was going to punch me. And then she did something….

It doesn't matter! From waist down, my best friend is a donkey..

The Olympians were a reminder that there was always someone better than you, so you shouldn't get a big head..

As for me, I did the stupidest thing in my life, which is saying a lot. I attacked the Titan Lord Atlas..

We were absolutely destined to meet your hot sister.

Shut up, me" Leo said out loud. "What?" Piper asked. "Nothing," he said. "Long night. I think I'm hallucinating. It's cool..

She led him past the engine room, which looked like a very dangerous, mechanized jungle gym, with pipes and pistons and tubes jutting from a central ….

I pulled out Riptide..

The future for Commander Tool Belt was not looking so hot..

All right, cupcakes. You are about to see the Grand Canyon. Try not to break it. The skywalk can hold the weight of seventy jumbo jets, to you feathe….

Stand your ground!" Stheno yelled. "I've got free samples!.

We'd spent maybe ten minutes together, during which time I'd accidentally swung a sword at her, she'd saved my life, and I'd run away chased by a ban….

Must’ve been hard on your mom,” Frank said. “I guess we’ll do anything for someone we love.” Hazel squeezed his hand appreciatively. Nico stared at t….

Oh...my...god,"Drew whimpered."Who..." Anubis ignored her (bless him for that) and held out his elbow for me - a sweet old-fashioned gesture. " May I….

I should’ve been very cross with Anubis. Kissing me without permission—the nerve!.

So you can't live in Manhattan?' she asked. Amos's brow furrowed as he looked across at the Empire State Building. 'Manhattan has other problems. Oth….

A Vampire!" I stammered. Then I noticed her legs. Below the cheerleader skirt, her left leg was brown and shaggy with a donkey's hoof. Her right leg ….

I try to craft books that are fun, that are sort of subversively educational so kids learn but they don't really feel like they're being lectured to,….

Desjardins was literally fuming. His tattered robes still smoked from battle. (Carter says I shouldn’t mention that his pink boxer shorts were showin….