George unhinged his jaw and coughed up a little plastic bottle filled with chewable vitamins. "You're kidding," I said. "Are those Minotaur-shaped?" ….

The end of the world started when a pegasus landed on the hood of my car.

I guess it wasn't everyday they see a yellow lifeboat with no engine going a hundred knots an hour, manned by three kids..

So few people did good in their lives. It was depressing..

How old is she now?" he asked. "Hard to say. She was a tree for a while. Now she's immortal..

No more Lastrygonians.” Ella fluttered down and landed next to them. “Six minus six is zero. Spears are good for subtraction, yep..

Hazel frowned. "Why that one?" "You don't see the ghost?" Frank asked. "Ghost?" Nico asked. Okay... if Frank was seeing a ghost that the Underworld k….

"He mentioned it!" one of the ghosts whimpered..

Sure, sis!' Then he raised his hands in a stop everything gesture. 'I feel a haiku coming on..

You think it's okay that we're eating Rudolph?" "Dude," Percy said, "I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I'm HUNGRY..

I frowned. “You mean Set’s got, like, other evil gods on speed dial?.

Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?" "Yeah," Percy said. "He slaughtered my panda..

Getting eaten by a giant crocodile was bad enough. The kid with the glowing sword only made my day worse..

Laistrygonians. Cannibals. Northern Giants. Sasquatch legend. Yep, yep. They are not birds. Not birds of North America..

It takes strength and courage to admit the truth..

Have you ever noticed how parents can go from the most wonderful people in the world to totally embarrassing in three seconds?.

I don’t leave her speechless very often. I have to enjoy those rare moments..

Don't untie me," she said, "no matter what happens or how much I plead. I'll want to go straight over the edge and drown myself." "Are you trying to ….

I want some time without you organic life forms..

I want to build some thing permanent..

Imitation is flattery.