Occupation: Author Birth: June 5, 1964
I knew Dionysus must've filled it out, because he stubbornly insisted on getting my name wrong: Dear _______Peter Johnson__________..
YEAH! Bring it on, lake!.
There are parties and then there are huge major blowout parties. And then there are Olympian parties. If you ever get a choice go for the Olympian..
The future for Commander Tool Belt was not looking so hot..
So you can't live in Manhattan?' she asked. Amos's brow furrowed as he looked across at the Empire State Building. 'Manhattan has other problems. Oth….
Desjardins was literally fuming. His tattered robes still smoked from battle. (Carter says I shouldn’t mention that his pink boxer shorts were showin….
But (Peresphone) was like, the goddess of flowers." Grover looked offended. "Springtime..
Percy: The Heka-what? Annabeth: The Hundred-Handed Ones. They called them that because... well, they had a hundred hands. They were the elder brother….
It is true that I once refused to eat haggis in Scotland and this did not sit well with the local population..
"You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?" "Not even a little bit." I showed him that I still had both arms and both legs, and Tyson clapped ….
Jason always tried to build a good relationship with his team. He'd learned the hard way that if somebody was going to have your back in a fight, it ….
I excel at pulling strings!” said Arachne. “I’m a spider!.
So why are we practicing this, anyway?" Percy asked. "Do you guys spend a lot of time laying siege to fortified cities?.
Daddy will explain. Come, he is blowing up monsters..
He remembered his home now, and that gave him new determination to succeed. He was fighting for two camps now -- two families..
Percy, we're going to Polyphemus' island! Polyphemus is an S-i-k...a C-y-k..." She stamped her foot in frustration. As smart as she was, Annabeth was….
I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!.
Child of lightning, beware the earth, The giants' revenge the seven shall birth, The forge and the dove shall break the cage, And death unleash throu….
Wonderful, Annabeth thought. Her own mother, the most levelheaded Olympian, was reduced to a raving, vicious scatterbrain in a subway station. And, o….
While Coach Hedge was having dinner on the foredeck, a wild pegasus appeared from nowhere,stampeded over the coach’s enchiladas, and flew off again, ….
So...your name means Mr.Underwear." -Frank.