Occupation: Comedian Birth: June 25, 1961
Where there's a will - there's a relative!.
Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't..
I'm not a film snob at all. I much prefer a really good Hollywood blockbuster than a thought-provoking art house movie because entertainment is sort ….
Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer.
You see reality TV and it's not reality TV. It's contrived and everything is plotted and scripted nearly. Documentaries are the same and just as bad..
I like every part [of the film process ] except the business and admin stuff. The initial idea. Writing. Re-writing. Casting. Directing, Editing. If ….
That's the amazing thing about life. You can just rub it out, like a blackboard, and start again..
For any of you who don't know, the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, but without all that esteem. The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim ….
My ideal meal would probably be the cheesiest pasta or pizza, followed by something creamy and chocolaty. I mean, just the worst things, really..
It's quite easy to make a load of people laugh, it's often a reflex action, but I think to make them cry is harder without manipulating them..
Daniel Day-Lewis would play me as a baby. He can do anything. Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt are fighting out for me now. And Meryl Streep will play me aft….
It annoys me that the burden of proof is on us. It should be "You came up with the idea. Why do you believe it?" I could tell you I've got superpower….
She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'.
Whatever else is happening, things are better in the sun..
Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational.
Thank you God for making me an atheist..
My favourite shows of the year are House of Cards, the Scandinavian versions of The Killing and The Bridge, and my guilty pleasure is everything MMA.….
I never had a plan. I just sort of ambled along, doing exactly what I wanted every day of my life..
The grass isn't always greener on the other side!.
My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed..
Of all the disciplines involved in making anything - TV, film or anything I do - the writing is the most valuable commodity..