Never fear the truth. No bad can come of discussing a true subject. No bad at all..

I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling?.

Comedy and drama are different sides of the same coin. And the thing about comedy and drama is about likability. It's about character first. It's abo….

I think Hollywood's gotten more reactionary and conservative over the years, because there's no longer art in Hollywood. Art suffers in Hollywood..

I don't feel any pressure at all because I don't care. That's an occupational hazard... but if you're doing anything of any worth, and not doing some….

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing..

Dear Religion, This week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school. Yours, Science..

You are the result of billions of years of evolution. You will only live for a few years and will never exist again. Absolutely beautiful.

People have let me down in the past. I've loved something, and it's become a disgrace. I'd rather start again..

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right. Some people are offended by mixed marriage, gay people, atheism. So what? F*** 'em..

I remember the first check I got for 'The Office,' and it made me feel sad. It ruined it. ... Because there was sort of a nobility in poverty..

Life is so interesting... just every day life. I remember someone once saying: "Drama is real life with the boring bits taken out.".

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid..

Whether you understand they evolved over billions of years or believe that a God made them all one afternoon, please be kind to animals..

I want to get all the nations of the world together, it doesn't matter what colour or creed, and I want to sit them down and say: "Guys, The Office i….

I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist..

You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back..

I don't think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or sexy, as soon as you do, you aren't a comedian any more. Looks are still the mos….

The best way to avoid criticism is never do anything ever. Or, do what you love, have a great life & let others spend their time criticising..

With 'The Office' and 'Extras' I've always snuck in a little bit of heart and pathos - and drama, which is fun..