Hollywood is responsible for some of the greatest and worst movies of all time!.

We didn't evolve; God made us. So I just want to explain to you exactly how that happened... Some of the things you'll hear do sound a little bit far….

You can drive 1,000 miles across America and find yourself, whereas if you drive a few miles from Slough you're in London anyway, or you hit Wales an….

I think the job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but also challenge them to laugh at things they didn't know they could until now..

Got a proper job at 28. Gave it up to try comedy at 38. Decided to get fit and healthy at 48. It's never too late. But do it now.

You want to see the people you've sort of come to know and love, or love to hate, you want to see them develop in some way. And I hope people get sor….

I think everyone has the ability to be loved..

Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the twins..

If I do eat meat, it's got to be ethical. I want to know that it lived a great life before it was killed humanely..

I think, as a comedian, the funniest you can be is with people you know, and [whom] you've known for years, in a pub. That's as funny as you get, and….

I've always dabbled. I've always nearly written a book, I've always tried painting, I've always tried to make something out of ideas, really. It was ….

People think that it's fun to meet celebrities - but what do you mean by "celebrity"? Someone you recognise? What are they famous for? It's people wh….

Body language is more powerful than words..

There's a difference between a job and a career - if you're the boss you don't stop at six o'clock, you have to worry about everything all the time..

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa..

I don't think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or sexy, as soon as you do, you aren't a comedian any more. Looks are still the mos….

I think the best advice I'd say to any actor when you do comedy is play it straight..

Growing up, the two things that made my blood boil were religious intolerance and animal cruelty. I’ve never understood it. I can’t stand to have an ….

Celebrities, make it harder for hackers to get nude pics of you from your computer by not putting nude pics of yourself on the computer..

The best way to avoid criticism is never do anything ever. Or, do what you love, have a great life & let others spend their time criticising..

That's what life is, it's the small struggles. You walk down the street for half an hour, you see half an hour of drama. You don't need convoluted pl….