Occupation: Comedian Birth: June 25, 1961
I went to university with no money. I can't understand a society that wouldn't give a poor person the same opportunity as a rich person..
It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!.
Just looking at all the faces here reminds me of some of the great work that was done this year . . . by cosmetic surgeons..
It's a privilege to be in such a great category of people and... I don't believe in God, so I'd like to thank dogs. Dogs have given me everything..
Funny bones, to me, are more important than funny lines. If a comedian is just not likable and doing the lines, you could read them yourself. Whereas….
I never think of myself as a celebrity - or even an actor, actually. I think of myself as a writer-director..
Animals are not here for us to do as we please with. We are not their superiors, we are their equals. We are their family. Be kind to them..
Where's our Paul Newmans? Where's our Robert Redfords? We've got Jason Statham, who is great... blue collar and cool, which is fantastic. And we've g….
I've probably done the odd thing. I've probably done more than I would have done and some things you don't say no to. You don't say no to working wit….
There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anyth….
If you can't joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what's the point of jokes? What's the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over….
Trust, encouragement, reward, loyalty... satisfaction. That's what I'm... you know. Trust people and they'll be true to you. Treat them greatly, and ….
Even if it's such a lowly art as TV, you've got to get stuff off your chest, because that's what makes something different and original, your particu….
When you think of things like The Sopranos, The Wire, Damages, they are beating film on a regular basis. Most films are terrible. It's only the 2% th….
Atheism is the lack of belief in a god (or gods). It makes no claim. It merely rejects the claim that a god (or gods) exists. Nothing more..
It's the team that matters. Where would The Beatles be without Ringo. If John got Yoko to play drums the history of music would be completely differe….
You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back..
Honor is a gift a man gives himself. You can be as good as anyone that ever lived. If you can read, you can learn everything that anyone ever learned….
Suggesting I hate people with religion because I hate religion is like suggesting I hate people with cancer because I hate cancer..
Spirituality really lost its way when it became a stick to beat people with: ‘Do this or you’ll burn in hell..
I didn't have toys and bikes; I'd go out and pick up rocks. I was into science and nature. It was my first love. I was going to be a vet and a marine….